'Agree With Me
Or You Are Stupid'
Shirley Johns

The Atheist Teacher

A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

"Because I'm not an atheist."

Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"

"I'm a Christian."

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a Christian.

"Well, I was brought up knowing and loving Jesus. My mom is a Christian, and my dad is a Christian, so I am a Christian."

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly.

"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"

She paused, and smiled. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be an atheist."

From: "Positive Atheism" <editor@positiveatheism.org>
To: "T. Johns"
Subject: Re: More bull shit
Date: Sun, 21 May 2000 01:47:01 -0700

This bigotry speaks for itself.

Once again, they circulate material which falsely portrays atheists as angry and as wanting to convert people; which portrays atheistic teachers as being irresponsible toward their duty to be fair to all students.

I have nothing to say to anyone who would go along with shit like this.

Anyone.

Cliff Walker
"Positive Atheism" Magazine

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