Dogs Must Be God
Ken Hark
From: "Ken Hark"
To: "Positive Atheism" <editor@positiveatheism.org>
Subject: Positive_Atheism_Letters_Section Dogs must be GOD
Date: Saturday, October 21, 2000 6:39 AM
I tell people that I do not believe in God, but I do try to follow the Golden Rule. Often their response to that is, that the Golden Rule came straight from the lips of God. I say I learned the Golden Rule from a dog. I found that if I talk nice to the dog, pet the dog and give him a nice bone, he'll follow me and try his best to do my will. However, if I yell at him and kick him, he will bite me in the leg. Aha! God must be a dog because he sure taught me that Golden Rule real fast with his teeth and from out of his lips thereof. Therefore I best bow down to all dogs for they spoke this truth to me from out of their lips came their teeth with the truth. Dogs must be God.
Ken Hark
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