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Cliff Walker, April, 1997, a few hours after lopping off his butt-length hair.
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Cliff Walker in 1999. The After-the-Contest Karaoke is Always More Fun Than the Contest Itself (Especially If You Don't Win the Contest!)
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In 2003, a few months after lopping off butt-length hair (again) and aging rapidly from chronic illness, Cliff sees things reflected in the mirrored ball that others may not. But the Bobble-Headed Jeezis Head, who oversees all bedroom activity, actually can’t see a thing ’cause he’s made of phony porcelain. The Snoopy ornament, center, right; sent by a reader in 2002, looks like he’s fastened to a cross. It’s a sign on a post, to be fair, but this one, says the reader who sent it to us, is wa-a-ay too weird. We agree! Keep sending more ornaments — any time of the year (we keep the tree up year ‘round, and want to see it get huge some day). Above is the 2002 edition of the tree, right before it trembled and disassembled in Cliff’s adept hands for a newer (and much better) look. (What is it about the reflection on that big ball?) Below are two shots of the newly redecorated 2003 version, spiffed up with 100 rice lamps and three dozen brightly colored jingle bells. (And yes, that is a Kevin Garnett rubber duckie up there, and a Shaq duckie in the background. Sorry. They’ve since been joined by The Dead Duckie. Film at eleven. Below all that is the only known remaining copy of Cliff’s high school-era screen print of Mick Jagger (hand-cut lacquer; run of 76), just for kicks. |
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Cliff in May, 2007, now standing a full six inches shorter than before. Accidents will happen, as the song goes.
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